I just thought to myself, "There is no intrinsic betterness in biggerness," when what I meant was, "Bigger isn't always better." 3AMthought

Co-worker: "Will Shawn be a grumpy jerk all day today?" Magic 8-ball: "It is decidedly so." Me: "OMFG that thing is eerily accurate!"

Diet Dr. Pepper: tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper than other sodas do.

At Orange Leaf for supper. Yes. Supper. Banana Blueberry with Raspberry Tea swirled, topped with mango and raspberry juice poppers.

That little story is the same for the majority of iPad consumers. "I'm too stupid to figure this out." And @Apple propagates it.

(cont.) I asked her what kept her from even considering anything else. "The IT guy at work requires it." Go screw yourself, IT guy!

(cont.) I asked her what about the iPad made her choose it over other tablets. She said, "Uh...I'm computer illiterate." (cont.)

I just caught a lady who chose to buy an iPad 2. I asked her why she chose it, and she said, "Uh...because I ride a motorcycle." (cont.)

With all this talk of hiring an NFC engineer for webOS, it sounds like the N9 launch will do great things for @HP.

Give me a bistro or give me a jellyfish gun.

HP TouchPad feature review and walkthrough. Watch it over and over! http://bit.ly/lIfhSS

Are you asking what it is that you're supposed to be guessing? If so, that defeats the point of guessing, doesn't it? Just say "I give up".

Why do people put a question mark on the end of "guess what"? Just because it has the word "what"? It's an order, not a question!

Woo! Another good day of biking with my buddy Adam Long. Got some frisbee golf in, too, until some jerks acted like jerks and were jerky.

Baby blue jay fell out of its nest. Had to snap some pics. I almost got killed by its mom.

Great convo from inside the building to out in the parking lot until 2:30 AM with a great woman. High IQ is so refreshing.