Happy Toothrotween!

Attention all Thornburgs: family crest and history. http://ping.fm/2K7aK

My right foot is cold.

Attraction is prejudiced and discriminating.

My mom: They should make a prequel to Hannibal Rising called "Hannibal Likes the Lunch Lady". Get it?

Whee! Just sent another email to the scammer! This is getting fun. You'll all get to see these results soon, if she (he) gives up soon.

I sure could go for a Molotov cocktail right about now.

"Thank you for choosing Sonic. My name's Brian. It's an honor to serve you." Thank you. It's an honor to be served by you, good knight.

This came up in my YouTube recommended video list.

Star Wars: The Old Republic. Everything that happened before, will happen before. Again. (Email me if you want that tagline, Lucasarts.)

My cat keeps me very entertained. I've never met a more clumsy cat, and it's all hilarious clumsiness, too.

After drinking Iwig chocolate milk for so long, any other chocolate milk tastes like chocolate water to me.

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Train tracks." by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Train tracks." by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Pipe holes 2." by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Pipe holes 2." by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Pipe holes." by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Pipe holes." by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Looking down?" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Looking down?" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Rusty ladder." by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Rusty ladder." by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Grain drain." by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. Grain drain." by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. 1" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Lost in Lawrence. With a camera. 1" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th, a photo by Agent Tomcat on Flickr.

Calc you later!

Laundry time.

Well, after a great flurry of activity tonight/this morning, I'm off to bed.

"Sunrise fencepost with more color" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Sunrise fencepost with more color" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Tree at 60 MPH" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Tree at 60 MPH" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Barbed wire silhouette" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Barbed wire silhouette" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Jumble of posts" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Jumble of posts" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Big sky, dark clouds" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Big sky, dark clouds" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

"Surreally calm landscape" by agenttomcat | RedBubble

"Surreally calm landscape" by agenttomcat | RedBubble:

I gotta get out of here before the high-schoolers start tearing up the parking lot. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean "employees".

Dear old lady,

Did you bathe in that awful perfume?

Sincerely,
Assaulted Senses

El Mezcal replaced the pico on my nachos with extra bell peppers, and then they replaced their favorite song with crap. I mean...rap.

When you're using the bathroom, European.

Nevermind. She gave up. I think she called me dense at some point.

She's still trying to talk to me. Is anyone who speaks cat free at the moment? I need an interpreter.

My cat was just trying to have a conversation with me. I don't know what she was yammering on about, though. I don't speak cat.

I couldn't stop drinking the Kool-aid. Whoa, Poison Control is packed tonight.

I think I'm going to have to return this Kool-aid tomorrow. For one thing, it's disgusting, and for another, it says Drano on the bottle.

Note to self: just because DVDs are round, and cookies are round, it doesn't mean DVDs are cookies.

I want to prevent a DPS from rolling Need on a Tank item and Ninja-ing the item. What?

You're just jealous because the voices in my head tell me funny stories.

Steve Jobs, Enemy of Nostalgia (and humanity): http://nyti.ms/p9JpGQ (Someone else who sees that Apple is 1984)

I've wanted to do this for years! http://ping.fm/xOIpp

If you ever wondered why I hate Apple so much, this is just one reason. Good riddance, Jobs. http://ping.fm/XYrhM

It's all about the Hamiltons.

URL stands for U R Lame™.

Do you realize this is a no smoking area? "Yeah I know that's why I'm here in the corner." Except it's the corner of a NO SMOKING AREA!

Wow. It's not even supper time and Schlotzsky's is packed. This $1.99 Original deal is pretty popular today.

Cat nearly gagged. That's what she gets for licking her own butt.

Dude just asked me, "Do you work here?" I shook my head. He said, "Me either," and walked away.

I call my cat "le gato" because she has both hispanic and hisfrenchic heritage.

I know this makes me late to the game, but I'm posting this using my in-Chrome Ping client from my TouchPad. Splashtop, baby!