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Eat. Pray. Glove.

If you had to bully everyone just to get your little idea accepted, your little idea probably wasn't worth anything in the first place.

This is why I have increased thermal energy. I have it because I'm a winged insect. You don't because you're not. This is why.

Wa waaa wa wa wa wa wa wa. Wa waaa wa wa wa wa wa wa. Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa.
Oh, sorry. Just singing.

I'm no biologist, but how many cells to single-celled organisms have? ~Orlando Jones, Evolution

So. Many. Eggshells.

I'm a pretty big veal.

Frond. Palm Frond.

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Sorry, my elbow wanted to type something, but it doesn't have fingers. So yeah.

isnt punctuation and capitalization great it really makes me smile

I'm sorry. It's me, not you. We're just...grammatically incompatible.

A guy walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What'll it be?" The guy replied, "One beer, please."

My connection is slow. Who's using all the internet?!

I could really go for some double entendre a la mode.

If you're not reading The Good Thief's Guide series, you need to be.

My PhD proving I'm a real doctor: http://sdrv.ms/IZt1AQ

Somebody has really been thinking over at our library.

I love my library. I just checked out an ebook, and I'm reading it on my TouchPad on the Kindle app.

I shouldn't have looked at the free section of Craigslist. I want to go get every one of those free animals.

I need ketchup.

There once was a poem about oranges
That...crap, what on Earth rhymes with oranges?

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks all stopped at line two

An Irishman walks past a bar.

Sometimes you can't hear me. It's because sometimes I'm in parentheses. -Steven Wright

Well that's silly.

I am alien. Hear me ghkkrlkkerk.

I want to try the Isis browser now.

Well, crud. What did I see? I saw something that looked remarkably like the Enyo logo with The Avengers under it, talking about S.H.I.E.L.D.

Wait, maybe I saw the wrong S.H.I.E.L.D. logo.

I think it's way cool that the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo from the Avengers movie looks so much like the Enyo logo.

GERD SUCKS!

Hoooooowwwwwl says the wind.

The worst is apparently over for tonight.

There's a liquor store at the same corner. It couldn't have destroyed that?!

QuickTrip at Pawnee and Rock got destroyed by a tornado.

Really great interactive map with live video: http://ping.fm/wAUNt

Wow. American Cameo apples are quite good!

Sonya apples are not very good. Bleh.

Self-confidence is not developed when kids are robbed of the opportunity to discover that they can indeed solve their own problems with caring adult guidance. www.loveandlogic.com

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, the 12-foot-long King Cobra it was chasing because it thought it was a mouse did.

Good logic based on a false assumption becomes false logic.

Everyone tries to simplify their enemies. It makes them easier to deal with, but it also gives them the element of surprise.

Me: *reading NIV* Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained by a righteous life.
Mom: That's it! Now stop posting what I'm saying.

Mom: Try 16:31 instead. The one about gray hair.
Me: *reading ASV* The hoary head is a crown of glory--
Mom: Okay, right one, wrong version.

Me: Prov 16:3 Commit thy works unto Jehovah, And thy purposes--
Mom: Wrong. Er--I mean, not wrong. Sorry, God! I meant it's the wrong verse!

Mom: Proverbs 16:3. Google it.
Me: I have a Bible app on here.
Mom: Okay, Bible it, then.

7 games at once. That's how you play Words With Friends, baby!

Tie urd.

I try not to engage in battles of wit with unarmed opponents.

Once a wombat, always a wombat. Unless you're an animorph.

Weeping angels: using quantum physics to be terrifying.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we have crabs.

I find your lack of face disturbing. ~Some guy looking at some other guy without a face

Which came first: Blitzen or the sled?

Which came first: the lickin' or the leg?

So I need a ride to work tomorrow. Is anyone available?

I'm so glad I'm finally off of work! I work on a computer all day, so it's great to finally come home and...work on a computer all night.

When it rains it bores.

Blah blah blah and yakety yakety.

Pigs are real swiners.

What's that one movie with the crazy geneticist and human-animal hybrids? Island of Dr. Mario?

One of the symptoms of TS is intrusive thoughts: they're often things you know you shouldn't do, like slice your wrists, or watch The Wiz.

Thanks to @apptuckerbox I have ping.fm back on my Pre³!