So I need a ride to work tomorrow. Is anyone available?

I'm so glad I'm finally off of work! I work on a computer all day, so it's great to finally come home and...work on a computer all night.

When it rains it bores.

Blah blah blah and yakety yakety.

Pigs are real swiners.

What's that one movie with the crazy geneticist and human-animal hybrids? Island of Dr. Mario?