Saturday, March 31, 2012

Sonya apples are not very good. Bleh.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Self-confidence is not developed when kids are robbed of the opportunity to discover that they can indeed solve their own problems with caring adult guidance. www.loveandlogic.com

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, the 12-foot-long King Cobra it was chasing because it thought it was a mouse did.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Good logic based on a false assumption becomes false logic.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Everyone tries to simplify their enemies. It makes them easier to deal with, but it also gives them the element of surprise.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Me: *reading NIV* Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained by a righteous life.
Mom: That's it! Now stop posting what I'm saying.
Mom: Try 16:31 instead. The one about gray hair.
Me: *reading ASV* The hoary head is a crown of glory--
Mom: Okay, right one, wrong version.
Me: Prov 16:3 Commit thy works unto Jehovah, And thy purposes--
Mom: Wrong. Er--I mean, not wrong. Sorry, God! I meant it's the wrong verse!
Mom: Proverbs 16:3. Google it.
Me: I have a Bible app on here.
Mom: Okay, Bible it, then.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

7 games at once. That's how you play Words With Friends, baby!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Friday, March 9, 2012

I try not to engage in battles of wit with unarmed opponents.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Once a wombat, always a wombat. Unless you're an animorph.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Weeping angels: using quantum physics to be terrifying.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we have crabs.
I find your lack of face disturbing. ~Some guy looking at some other guy without a face
Which came first: Blitzen or the sled?
Which came first: the lickin' or the leg?