I shouldn't have looked at the free section of Craigslist. I want to go get every one of those free animals.

I need ketchup.

There once was a poem about oranges
That...crap, what on Earth rhymes with oranges?

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks all stopped at line two

An Irishman walks past a bar.

Sometimes you can't hear me. It's because sometimes I'm in parentheses. -Steven Wright

Well that's silly.