Happy New Year*!

*1 hour 56 minutes ago in Central Standard Time. Other New Years may vary by time zone.

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First post from my Pre3. This is sweetness.

While racing home to drop the kids off at the pool, I saw a truck with an "Oversize Load" banner, and I thought, "You and me both, brother."

It will be 11:11 80 times on 11-11-11. 11:11 AM and PM in each of the 40 current world time zones. Neat.

Happy Toothrotween!

Attention all Thornburgs: family crest and history. http://ping.fm/2K7aK

My right foot is cold.

Attraction is prejudiced and discriminating.

My mom: They should make a prequel to Hannibal Rising called "Hannibal Likes the Lunch Lady". Get it?

Whee! Just sent another email to the scammer! This is getting fun. You'll all get to see these results soon, if she (he) gives up soon.

I sure could go for a Molotov cocktail right about now.

"Thank you for choosing Sonic. My name's Brian. It's an honor to serve you." Thank you. It's an honor to be served by you, good knight.

This came up in my YouTube recommended video list.

Star Wars: The Old Republic. Everything that happened before, will happen before. Again. (Email me if you want that tagline, Lucasarts.)

My cat keeps me very entertained. I've never met a more clumsy cat, and it's all hilarious clumsiness, too.

After drinking Iwig chocolate milk for so long, any other chocolate milk tastes like chocolate water to me.

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Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th, a photo by Agent Tomcat on Flickr.

Calc you later!

Laundry time.

Well, after a great flurry of activity tonight/this morning, I'm off to bed.

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I gotta get out of here before the high-schoolers start tearing up the parking lot. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean "employees".

Dear old lady,

Did you bathe in that awful perfume?

Sincerely,
Assaulted Senses

El Mezcal replaced the pico on my nachos with extra bell peppers, and then they replaced their favorite song with crap. I mean...rap.

When you're using the bathroom, European.

Nevermind. She gave up. I think she called me dense at some point.

She's still trying to talk to me. Is anyone who speaks cat free at the moment? I need an interpreter.

My cat was just trying to have a conversation with me. I don't know what she was yammering on about, though. I don't speak cat.

I couldn't stop drinking the Kool-aid. Whoa, Poison Control is packed tonight.

I think I'm going to have to return this Kool-aid tomorrow. For one thing, it's disgusting, and for another, it says Drano on the bottle.

Note to self: just because DVDs are round, and cookies are round, it doesn't mean DVDs are cookies.

I want to prevent a DPS from rolling Need on a Tank item and Ninja-ing the item. What?

You're just jealous because the voices in my head tell me funny stories.

Steve Jobs, Enemy of Nostalgia (and humanity): http://nyti.ms/p9JpGQ (Someone else who sees that Apple is 1984)

I've wanted to do this for years! http://ping.fm/xOIpp

If you ever wondered why I hate Apple so much, this is just one reason. Good riddance, Jobs. http://ping.fm/XYrhM

It's all about the Hamiltons.

URL stands for U R Lame™.

Do you realize this is a no smoking area? "Yeah I know that's why I'm here in the corner." Except it's the corner of a NO SMOKING AREA!

Wow. It's not even supper time and Schlotzsky's is packed. This $1.99 Original deal is pretty popular today.

Cat nearly gagged. That's what she gets for licking her own butt.

Dude just asked me, "Do you work here?" I shook my head. He said, "Me either," and walked away.

I call my cat "le gato" because she has both hispanic and hisfrenchic heritage.

I know this makes me late to the game, but I'm posting this using my in-Chrome Ping client from my TouchPad. Splashtop, baby!

Well, it's okay now that I'm eating it. Thai hot would have been bad, but hot doesn't affect this raw spot on the roof of my mouth.

Probably shouldn't have ordered hot at Tuptim Thai, now that I think about it. Oh well.

It is better to have loved and lost than to never have played tennis at all.

Ssssssssssspaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

How dose peeple get two say our agnets r wrong if tey cant even spel dosent rite? Learn to spell.

I was told at work today that I'm funny because I'm random. I just kept walking by, then I laughed a little, smiled, and said, "Bullfrogs."

No, no, this is too good. http://ping.fm/63Zay

Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough egocentric idiots in their life.

Oooooh. Because G+ just makes them HTML5, not Flash. Pre+ and G+. Better together. (Send royalties for that tagline to my bank account.)

Okay, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It looks funky, but YouTube works in-browser on my Pre Plus when it's on G+. I'm on 1.4.5.

brains...brains...brains...

I can neither confirm nor deny hamburgers I did not eat.

My cat is clumsy. She just jumped onto my bed and planted her face into the back of my outstretched hand, then jumped back off.

Cast your vote in the webOS petition! http://ping.fm/7adXJ

Adam: I'm like a bipedal fiddler crab. Me: Um, I'm going to have to post that.

|=
It's a Cylon.

Yay for killing skeletons en masse!

For all Incans and porpoises, this makes no sense.

For all incense and purses, this is a bad pun.

The bureaucracy strikes again!

"Let me put it this way..." "I don't exactly think I have to let you. It sounds like you're going to put it that way anyway."

Hey, you wanna go to Aldi's? Wal-Mart's? How about Qdoba's?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I mean really. Who does that?

My cat just tried to eat my TouchPad. It came out unscathed.

Who wants a belly rub?!

My milk's melting.

I am reusable.

Anybody ever had starfruit raw? I'm buying one for $4, so it better be good!

I hate that moment when you see a really cute girl, but she speaks and sounds like Frog from Little Rascals.

Hey, Gregory. Hitler called. He wants his ego back.

Whoa. Gamers succeeded where computers failed. Via Yahoo! http://ping.fm/mwb8T

Holy crap! $130 for a plastic bucket that holds antifreeze?! Junkyards, here I come.

It's the dildozer!

1 + 1 = 10

Ambiguous is a pretty big word for a cucumber.

1 + 1 = 1.4142135623730951²

http://ping.fm/nTAJ8 This is hilarious, and spot on. Watch the whole series!

It's gots what plants want! It's gots electrolytes!

Dear summer,

Did you get my last letter? Yeah, I'm counting.

Sincerely,
I'm not ready for fall.

Dear summer,

I still have 5 days left with you. I better get them, or else I want my money back.

Sincerely,
It's cold in KS.

OMG OMG OMG! Updating to 1.8! So excited!

"Shawn, why did you just buy that Iwig milk?" Hello again, conscience. Because I wanted it. "Don't you feel guilty?" No. *buys two more*

I want Iwig chocolate milk. "No you don't." Oh, hi, conscience. I didn't see you there. "You don't want the calories." I'm still getting it.

Just had a guy at Qdoba ask me about my TouchPad. He wanted to get one, but he was too late. If only...

Oh no, it's Upgrayyedd!

At least dumb people are prolific. That way when one kid gets flattened by a car because the parents weren't watching, they have 5 left!

Two-year-old at El Mez is screaming, "Gonna get you, faggot!" His mom and aunt are just laughing every time.

OMG! I just realized we only have 52 more years before Zephram Cochrane makes his first warp flight! That means only 19 until he's born!

The Borg: definitely not Swedish.

Alright, who broke the carpet?!

Benadryl, do your thing.

Yay for Star Trek: First Contact!

Okay, this Benadryl is supposed to be the sleepy kind, but so far, I don't feel slzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I'll be upoading some soon.

I got some awesome hot air balloon shots tonight. Well, I think they're awesome, anyway, but they're my first ever balloon shots.

I want to install a plugin on my toaster that lets it interface with my refrigerator and microwave. Instant breakfast!

Ugh, I hate the media in the US. Get bent! Oh wait, you already are.

Whoa, pet food you have to refrigerate. Looks cool.

I came to HyVee to get food for me. The first thing I'm getting is cat food.

"I don't eat red meat." "But I cooked it. It's brown now." *facepalm*

You know you play too much Minecraft when you stay as far away from obsidian as possible for fear you might make a real Nether portal.

You know you play too much Minecraft when you see a hot air balloon and think it's a ghast.

You know you play too much Minecraft when you see a pig and ask, "Where's a saddle when you need one?"

You know you play too much Minecraft when you see an apple tree and exclaim, "Wait! That's not implemented yet!"

You know you play too much Minecraft when you keep looking behind you to make sure there's not a creeper following you.

You know you play too much Minecraft when you see a structure with curves in it and think, "Whoa! How'd they do that?!"

You know you play too much Minecraft when someone asks you to chop down a tree and you start punching it.

Woman ordering: Ah'd lahk uh lawrge cheery cohke uh lawrge taytrr tawt and uh baycuhn borreetoh.
Drawls are funny.

My $19.99 sunglasses are now chipped right in front on my right eye. My Dollar Tree glasses are in perfect condition. Less is more.

Oh my word! It's cool today! And it smells like gummi bears fo some reason.

Well, this will be different.

If I want to post something that only Blogger, Tumblr, and WordPress should see, I'll use this list. Why am I still character-limited?

Does it show?

I didn't notice at first, but apparently that clam chowder burned my when it exploded. Now I'm feeling it.

My clam chowder just exploded all over me and my kitchen walls. It's okay though: I've always wanted chowdered walls.

I feel another blog post coming on.

Okay, this should fix it.

I just blew my nose really hard. Ooh! Pretty lights!

That, madam, is the kind of brazen effrontery up with which we will not put.

Guy next to me at Sonic is playing a Star Wars audio book loudly on his car stereo. I've never heard such a bad Yoda voice.

Adenosine claims me. Goodnight.

"Why don't you drink pop any more, Shawn?"
"Because of the calories," says Shawn as he drinks his chocolate whole milk.

It's 11:30 AM. Do you know where your crocodile is?

It's 11:30 AM. Do you know where your alligator is?

Churches Chicken: The chicken is hot, the people are fresh. And that's not a compliment.

I feeling comfortable, baby, so why don't you feel the same? Have a doctor come and visit us, and tell us which one is sane.

Ugh. Stupidity. Severe stupidity. It's limitless, and shows up in every venue.

I just played two-player Boggle with my mom. She used my Pre Plus and I used my TouchPad. They talked to each other. That was pretty cool.

What about that n-nu-nucular reactor in Florida? "I thought that was in Georgia." Georgia's IN Florida, stupid. ~Idiocracy

Couldn't. Couldn't care less. If you "could care less", it means you actually care, and there are lower levels of caring available.

Me: I need to call Adam back. Mom: Why would you call him Back? His name's Adam.

What I possess in brains I make up for in social awkwardness.

Smells like rain.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest. It's right there behind his ribs.

"Awww, aren't you cute? How old are you?" I'm this many. *holds up 29 fingers*

For a good time, dial 900-OOOBAMA!

"And then I saw her face, and now I'm a Belieber! Not a trac--what? That's a boy? And his name is Justin?" *stares* "I don't Belieb you."

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean. Oh, what can it mean to a daydream Belieber and a homecoming queen?

Oh now I know why they type sentences as questions?! It's flipping fun?! Right!

Why I'm posting this sentence as a question, I don't know?

Y'all were watchin I take it? "Yes." Did you see us fight? "No." TRAAAAAP!!!

Moron 1 at the next table: Who the f*** puts cheesecake on their pancakes?! Moron 2: Uh...someone who likes cheesecake on their pancakes.

Only a jock could have come up with Jock's Nitch. Not only is it based on a mispronunciation of niche, but it's named after crotch fungus.

Don't fear the reaper.

Oreo just randomly fell off of the back of my easy chair. She wasn't doing anything. She was sitting there, and them blam!

Just finished watching Inception again. That movie gets more awesome every time I watch it.

Every time I type a five-letter word on a virtual keyboard, it sounds like the Terminator theme.

I always imagine my character steaming like hot coal when coming back from the Nether in @Minecraft.

I always imagine my character steaming like hot coal when coming back from the Nether in @Minecraft.

No, no, no. They got it all wrong. It should be called a cheddarBEST, not a cheddarwurst.

There is no such thing as a mute point. Don't say it again. Be mute about this point and use "moot" instead.

Anyone need some G+ invites? I have lots.

I don't know who Gene is, but he's the cause of a lot of birth defects. Somebody needs to castrate him. Or at least give him a vasectomy.

Me: Why did you just salt your napkin, mom? Mom: To keep my drink from sticking to it. Me: Oh. I just use my finger. *Mom rolls her eyes.*

I took a fish head out to the movies. I didn't pay to get him in.

Whoah.

What's everyone else doing? I can't think for myself so I'll just do what everyone else is doing. Baaaaa!

What's everyone else doing? I can't think for myself so I'll just do what everyone else is doing.

Does no one have toenail clippers that point outward any more?

OLD WOMAN I DEMAND YOUR FINEST BACON!!!

Ibuprophen is amazing.

Everything hurts. But it's a good hurt.

"You've been punching people in Minecraft since, like, alpha." ~Lewis

I think directors should get to make one movie where they get everything they want, just so they can see how bad their ideas actually are.

Khan's Eugenic-Os: the better-than-you cereal that helps you stay Regula!

Me: How did this get crushed? Did you play with this or did I step on it? My cat: *stares blankly* Me: Oh, the silent treatment, eh?

Reciprocate.

Omnom. PB&B sandwiches. Good birthday supper.

Classmates.com,

Why are you sending me memories from the 60s and 70s? I know and like them, but I was born in the 80s, so they're not mine.

Dear every other company in the world that makes chocolate milk,

THIS is how you make chocolate milk!

Sincerely,
Iwig

Dear Verizon,

STOP MESSING WITH MY SIGNAL!!!

Sincerely,
Shawn

Good day of family, barbecue, Boggle, and now Qdoba. I'm satisfied.

My mom: "Holy cross, Batman!"

I'm pregnant.

What did one ghost shipmate say to the other just before their ghost ship materialized on the water? "Man, ship's about to get real."

The bandits = Grendel. El Guapo = Grendel's mother. Santo Pulco = that little Viking village Beowulf defended.

Three Amigos = Beowulf x 3 + comedy.

What do you call a crew of crazy pirates captained by an undead guy in a hockey mask? Jason and the Arr-go-nuts.

I need the Pre³ very very very soon! This hairline crack by the charging port door is slowly spreading to my screen.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; I see you stand like greyhounds in slips. Or something like that. Greyhounds in slips?

This guy getting more pop at Taco Bell looks just like Philip Seymour Hoffman. No joke.

I shouldn't love you, but I do.

Want. Want badly. http://ping.fm/XRk4f

Hey, Alice, are you completely satisfied with Wonderland and all its wonders?

I wanted to take a bath with bubbles, but she never showed.

Spiders are amazing. One put her anchor line across my carport. I broke it by driving through. The next night, she moved it. Quick learner.

Well, I want to meta-doctor my Pre Plus, but it's my only phone, and I'm scared.

Your signal switch. It's about 3 inches behind your steering wheel. Use it.

Smokers can read, right? Or maybe they just slept through the parts of English class where they learned the words "no" and "smoking".

Shawn: 1, wood tick: 0.

Dear Mr. Wood Tick: GET OUTTA MAH SKIN!!! Sincerely, Shawn.

Who wants to come give me a massage? Hmm?

I need a massage.

@Minecraft I AM IN YOU!

Minecraft, here I come!

There's a fine line between wanting to protect your agents and actually going too far to protect them. Sometimes they mess up. Accept it.

All I see is you.

A/Cs and dehumidifiers going full tilt and it's still only down to 50% humidity inside my small house. Ugh, mold, here I come.

The IRT gods have been merciful today. Let's hope it stays that way.

I wonder if Churchill went as Captain Kirk during the Geneva Conventions.

Pyrithione Zinc stinks!

Twitter, Google, Yahoo... who names these, Dr. Seuss? via @ElectricCharli on Twitter.

Okay, so I shouldn't double post this time.

Where to find funny stories. RT @LOLbyte: Facebook and Google are pretty much the same thing right? http://bit.ly/nwh6Su

I thought of the greatest post in the world earlier, but I forgot it. This post is just a tribute to the greatest post in the world.

Gerunding is fun. grammarhumor ifyougetthatyouaremyfriendforlife

The cat is yelling at me for more food, but her bowl is clear full.

Does this double-tweet now?

My mom: "How did they decide a coxswain was the person who steered the boat? Whichever way the coxswain that's the way the boat's goin?"

I just thought to myself, "There is no intrinsic betterness in biggerness," when what I meant was, "Bigger isn't always better." 3AMthought

Co-worker: "Will Shawn be a grumpy jerk all day today?" Magic 8-ball: "It is decidedly so." Me: "OMFG that thing is eerily accurate!"

Diet Dr. Pepper: tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper than other sodas do.

At Orange Leaf for supper. Yes. Supper. Banana Blueberry with Raspberry Tea swirled, topped with mango and raspberry juice poppers.

That little story is the same for the majority of iPad consumers. "I'm too stupid to figure this out." And @Apple propagates it.

(cont.) I asked her what kept her from even considering anything else. "The IT guy at work requires it." Go screw yourself, IT guy!

(cont.) I asked her what about the iPad made her choose it over other tablets. She said, "Uh...I'm computer illiterate." (cont.)

I just caught a lady who chose to buy an iPad 2. I asked her why she chose it, and she said, "Uh...because I ride a motorcycle." (cont.)

With all this talk of hiring an NFC engineer for webOS, it sounds like the N9 launch will do great things for @HP.

Give me a bistro or give me a jellyfish gun.

HP TouchPad feature review and walkthrough. Watch it over and over! http://bit.ly/lIfhSS

Are you asking what it is that you're supposed to be guessing? If so, that defeats the point of guessing, doesn't it? Just say "I give up".

Why do people put a question mark on the end of "guess what"? Just because it has the word "what"? It's an order, not a question!

Woo! Another good day of biking with my buddy Adam Long. Got some frisbee golf in, too, until some jerks acted like jerks and were jerky.

Baby blue jay fell out of its nest. Had to snap some pics. I almost got killed by its mom.

Great convo from inside the building to out in the parking lot until 2:30 AM with a great woman. High IQ is so refreshing.

Okay, this is cool. This needs to be a webOS device. Gaming is much smoother on webOS http://bit.ly/mM8O6Y

The cat philosophy: what's mine is mine, what's yours is mine, and I get to scratch anything that's mine. Including your knee.

Just got the spring cleaning bug. Don't know why, but I'm running with it.

This psot meaks sesne to you, rhgit?

May showers bring June flowers, and what do June flowers bring? Wait, that's not quite right, is it?

Racism isn't prejudiced. It lives in every race. http://is.gd/1Alhok

There. Got some soup. That oughtta do it.

Went out to get food for the weekend. So far, I have 4 Powerades, 3 Arnold Palmers, a jar of pickles, and some Spam. You know my priorities.

NowEating King's Hawaiian Sweet Rolls. NowStaring at my computer while it "Configures Windows updates". Waiting...

My house needs an oatmeal bath. I'm not going to be able to go to sleep now.

Gah! Effing skunk! Spray someone else's house!

Okay, I get it. You were all jaded by Palm constantly saying "...in the coming weeks" or "...months". Can you get over it now? Kthxbai

Me, reading a coupon: Come back and save 20%! My mom: Or stay away and save 100%.

Man. Could my Facebook wall BE any more random?!

What's the difference between a duck? One foot I still the same!

Go to bed already! That's what they'll say.

I love rain.

NowWatching Ice Age. NowEating Fritos Scoops and bean dip. NowDrinking an Arnold Palmer.

Mirah should call her next album (n)aïve. It would be auto-biographical.

I just now realized I'm stuck with this face.

QNX? Love. BlackBerry? I don't hate it. PlayBook with webOS rip-off built on top of an awesome OS like QNX? Absolutely hate.

If you get a BlackBerry PlayBook, that webOS rip-off, we're going to have trouble getting along, you and I.

How many stat-heads does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I've only seen it done 30 times, and that's too small a sample size.

RT @ericatwiley: How many stat-heads does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I've only seen it done 30 times, and that's too small a sample size.

Is shamelessly self-promoting.

This song has been stuck in my head for the past three days straight, and now it's keeping me up! I love it, but come on. http://ping.fm/6e4jX

We paint masterpieces on tissue. @BrentSpiner FreshHell

NowWatching Shoot 'Em Up. NowGaming @Minecraft. At the same time. :O

NowGaming DJ Hero on PS2. Freakin love it!

Fine, I get it. Nobody cares. But when the aliens attack in their UFOs shooting Martian laser beams, don't come crawling to me.

UFO does not equal flying saucer! "What's that thing up there? Could it be a UFO?!" Can you identify it? No. Is it flying? Yes. IT'S A UFO!

Okay, people, a UFO is an Unidentified Flying Object. If you see something flying in the sky, and you can't identify it, IT'S A UFO!

Double-tweet?

I get all the best tweets when my mom is visiting.

Tuptim! Woot! Love it.

...or to take nachos against a sea of burritos, and by opposing end them? To eat: to munch; no more.

Taco, or not taco. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to choose the Gorditas and Chalupas of Taco Bell's fortune...

All I ask is a clean sock and a foot to wear it by. ~John Masefield

Bbbbbblllllllog.

I like pie.

Just finished detailing my car. I think I'll call her Charlotte.

RT @ElectricCharli - The red light blinking on your monitor means that it's going to blow up, right?

Pre3 won by nearly 2,000 votes! webOS pwns. http://is.gd/ECpvKE

Pre3 won by neary 2,000 votes. webOS pwns! http://is.gd/ECpvKE

Word, yo. http://is.gd/Gs4h6h

You're totally right! I'll add one thing. You say Android>iOS, I say webOS>Android>iOS. http://is.gd/X8aFFT

Like! http://ping.fm/VhMs1

Pre3 is still in the lead! It's going to be a landslide victory!!! http://is.gd/ECpvKE

Facebook just announced they will pay every person with a Facebook profile $1,000,000. Gotcha!!! April Fool's! AprilFoolsFail

Cincinnati changed its name to That Town in Ohio. April Fool's!!! AprilFoolsFail

April Fool's Day won't happen this year. It's been cancelled. Gotcha!!! AprilFoolsFail

The moon is gone! It just disintegrated! April Fool's!!! AprilFoolsFail

I glued myself to the ground by accident, and when I moved I took the entire west coast with me! Oops! Gotcha! AprilFoolsFail

Hey, everyone, I accidentally turned on my super-laser and incinerated the entire city of New York! Gotcha! aprilfoolsfail

I friggin love Larry's Shortstop.

Wow, FreeTether is fast over Bluetooth. Awesome job, @webosinternals

got a car.

No wait, I'll do the math. I'd have between $60 and $110 of data overage every month. On top of my $120 bill! With 450 minutes! $230!!!

AT&T: "Knock off the data usage! We're not making enough profit! Fine, we'll buy the cheapest carrier and force you to use us! Hmph!"

NowPlaying Phantogram – When I'm Small.: http://ping.fm/LufkA http://bit.ly/hj9FeD

YouTube - Brookers's Channel

Love this girl. YouTube - Brookers's Channel

My first thought is usually unorginal, so I often have to go with my second thought.

I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forever more.

Social networker looking for his blogger. I like long walks along Empire Avenue, playing in MySpace, and coffee in a Tumblr in the morning.

Are you on last.fm? If so, come be my friend. http://ping.fm/Ew1Up

My current lack of car makes it difficult to ask a girl on a date. Impossible, I'd say, because I'm no leech.

Looking forward to the weekend.

They took everything from me. I should have been able to stop them, but I couldn't. Picard

Well, what updates now?

Oh, man. I just watched Star Trek TNG "Family", and I needed a box of Kleenex! Absolutely awesome episode.

Me: "Oh look, there's Orion hanging low in the sky." My mom: "Is O'manda with him?"

Waiter: "I'll get you another Diet Ma'am." My mom: "I'd rather have a Diet Coke."

19-2000 Soulchild Remix http://pi.pe/-1r36tm

19-2000 Soulchild Remix

Well, this Pixelpipe app looks to be pretty interesting.

Well, this Pixelpipe app looks to be pretty interesting.

I GOT THE LAST VANILLA COKE!!! WOOT!!!

Oh look! Something I've never seen before in the forecast for Wednesday: snow!!! Isn't it great that we get more?!

Gotta get used to this Seesmic thing.

Pingin from AIR.

Pingin' it.