QNX? Love. BlackBerry? I don't hate it. PlayBook with webOS rip-off built on top of an awesome OS like QNX? Absolutely hate.

If you get a BlackBerry PlayBook, that webOS rip-off, we're going to have trouble getting along, you and I.

How many stat-heads does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I've only seen it done 30 times, and that's too small a sample size.

RT @ericatwiley: How many stat-heads does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I've only seen it done 30 times, and that's too small a sample size.

Is shamelessly self-promoting.

This song has been stuck in my head for the past three days straight, and now it's keeping me up! I love it, but come on. http://ping.fm/6e4jX

We paint masterpieces on tissue. @BrentSpiner FreshHell

NowWatching Shoot 'Em Up. NowGaming @Minecraft. At the same time. :O

NowGaming DJ Hero on PS2. Freakin love it!

Fine, I get it. Nobody cares. But when the aliens attack in their UFOs shooting Martian laser beams, don't come crawling to me.

UFO does not equal flying saucer! "What's that thing up there? Could it be a UFO?!" Can you identify it? No. Is it flying? Yes. IT'S A UFO!

Okay, people, a UFO is an Unidentified Flying Object. If you see something flying in the sky, and you can't identify it, IT'S A UFO!

Double-tweet?

I get all the best tweets when my mom is visiting.

Tuptim! Woot! Love it.

...or to take nachos against a sea of burritos, and by opposing end them? To eat: to munch; no more.

Taco, or not taco. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to choose the Gorditas and Chalupas of Taco Bell's fortune...

All I ask is a clean sock and a foot to wear it by. ~John Masefield

Bbbbbblllllllog.

I like pie.

Just finished detailing my car. I think I'll call her Charlotte.

RT @ElectricCharli - The red light blinking on your monitor means that it's going to blow up, right?

Pre3 won by nearly 2,000 votes! webOS pwns. http://is.gd/ECpvKE

Pre3 won by neary 2,000 votes. webOS pwns! http://is.gd/ECpvKE

Word, yo. http://is.gd/Gs4h6h

You're totally right! I'll add one thing. You say Android>iOS, I say webOS>Android>iOS. http://is.gd/X8aFFT

Like! http://ping.fm/VhMs1

Pre3 is still in the lead! It's going to be a landslide victory!!! http://is.gd/ECpvKE

Facebook just announced they will pay every person with a Facebook profile $1,000,000. Gotcha!!! April Fool's! AprilFoolsFail

Cincinnati changed its name to That Town in Ohio. April Fool's!!! AprilFoolsFail

April Fool's Day won't happen this year. It's been cancelled. Gotcha!!! AprilFoolsFail

The moon is gone! It just disintegrated! April Fool's!!! AprilFoolsFail

I glued myself to the ground by accident, and when I moved I took the entire west coast with me! Oops! Gotcha! AprilFoolsFail

Hey, everyone, I accidentally turned on my super-laser and incinerated the entire city of New York! Gotcha! aprilfoolsfail