Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Okay, this is cool. This needs to be a webOS device. Gaming is much smoother on webOS http://bit.ly/mM8O6Y

Monday, May 23, 2011

The cat philosophy: what's mine is mine, what's yours is mine, and I get to scratch anything that's mine. Including your knee.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Just got the spring cleaning bug. Don't know why, but I'm running with it.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

This psot meaks sesne to you, rhgit?
May showers bring June flowers, and what do June flowers bring? Wait, that's not quite right, is it?

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Racism isn't prejudiced. It lives in every race. http://is.gd/1Alhok

Friday, May 13, 2011

There. Got some soup. That oughtta do it.
Went out to get food for the weekend. So far, I have 4 Powerades, 3 Arnold Palmers, a jar of pickles, and some Spam. You know my priorities.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

NowEating King's Hawaiian Sweet Rolls. NowStaring at my computer while it "Configures Windows updates". Waiting...
My house needs an oatmeal bath. I'm not going to be able to go to sleep now.
Gah! Effing skunk! Spray someone else's house!
Okay, I get it. You were all jaded by Palm constantly saying "...in the coming weeks" or "...months". Can you get over it now? Kthxbai

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Me, reading a coupon: Come back and save 20%! My mom: Or stay away and save 100%.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Man. Could my Facebook wall BE any more random?!
What's the difference between a duck? One foot I still the same!
Go to bed already! That's what they'll say.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

I love rain.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

NowWatching Ice Age. NowEating Fritos Scoops and bean dip. NowDrinking an Arnold Palmer.
Mirah should call her next album (n)aïve. It would be auto-biographical.
I just now realized I'm stuck with this face.